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What happens when you get a bunch of beer, some mics and a guy whose name means chicken fucker?  Why an episode of the Snooty Drunks with Stephan Hanefeld of course!  As usual we’ll be reviewing beer, making fun of our guest, and watch our guest pet our pussy.  We also mis-label last episode as episode 20, which I think goes to show you how often we drink, and how Brian can’t count anything past his hands.  Which on a side note is exactly how much I’ve had to drink before writing this post.

The Snooty Drunk Episode 20 [35:08]

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Beers Tasted

Iron Horse Brewery509

If this is the “taste of the east side” then we have to wonder how boring it is out there, cause this beer is just as uninteresting as the place it comes from.  Honestly I kind of wish it tasted worse if only so I could make some horse fucking jokes to liven up this otherwise boring review.

Rogue BreweryJohn John Hazelnut Ale

When you put your picture on the front of a beer your saying to the person looking at it, “This is a beer crafted to my tastes and you are now going to have to look me down while your drinking it.  ENJOY!” With this in mind Rogue’s brewmasters must have the same taste of as the brewer for 509 as they are both so boring and uninteresting that the review has to make fun of the look of the bottle telling you anything useful about the taste.  Basically there is no current Rogue brew out there that we would recommend, and this one fits that category.

Dogfish HeadMiles Davis Bitches Brew

It’s important to note that this comes in a 750mL bottle, which is about the size of your typical wine bottle; so it’s pretty big.  Has the nose of dry tall grass, earthy, and a light coffee flavor.  The flavor has an interesting floral note that your left with, the brew is dark but doesn’t taste dark.  We were confused by the taste only because it held flavors we weren’t familiar with.  As Brian points out this is likely the Gesha root that we’re tasting, something that none of us had actually tasted before.

Brew DogStorm

While they stole some hops from New Zealand this was brewed in aged whiskey barrels in Scotland.  This beer is light in color and looks like a carbonated scotch.  It smells like scotch, and even taste likes peat and smoke. So basically it’s a scotch as a beer, is what we’re trying to tell you.  However, Brian pointed out that it reminded him of RIPA on Rye which means it’s basically tastes so much like what it was aged in and not enough like a beer.  Another mark against is the fact that it costs about a $1 an ounce.  We offer some suggestions on how Brew Dog could make some improvements, such as using Northwest Hops…  But we’re a bit biased.

Show Notes:

Outro: Hudson Mohawke – Ice Viper

For those of you keeping track of what our guests are drinking Stephan’s first beer was Deschutes Brewery‘s Deschutes Dissident 2008, and this desert island beer was Rock Bottom‘s Humpback Pale Ale (HUMPBACK WHAAAAALE)

As we were speaking about the Dogfish Head Brewmasters episode apparently they’ve written  a little wrap to go with it.

In the end we all reached back for the Dogfish Head, and really as the only one we clinked, who is really surprised by that?

We’ve Been Drinking

A whole bunch of stuff we can’t talk about because we’re reviewing it on our next episode…  That we recorded before this one.  Cause we’re just that smart.

This episode has been in the making since about May 2010, more specifically a couple of days before Episode 11: A Quick Stop on the Short Bus.  Why did it take so long to make it out?  Well, we don’t really have a reason, but personally I’m just blaming Brian.

Have you ever written a letter that you later unearthed many years later?  Did look back on it and think, “Thank God I don’t sound like that any more?”  To us that’s a lot like listening to this episode.  It was recorded so long ago we remember wondering if we’d ever make it to episode 10 let alone 20. Hell we recorded it so long ago we still were doing 20 min episodes.

Episode 20: At Least It’s Not A Clip Episode [20:42]

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Beers Tasted

Dogfish HeadSquall IPA

Major citrus notes with a back of pine in the nose, specifically orange citrus.  However it’s way to balanced to be considered in the style of the northwest IPA.  That being said, it’s a fantastic IPA that brought forward some interesting malts with a light coffee after taste.  Pick it up if you can find.

Shmaltz BrewingLenny’s R.I.P.A. on Rye

This beer was a disappointment, it doesn’t taste like an IPA.  For loyal listeners of the show we’ve mentioned this beer a couple of times.  The whiskey/rye flavors over power any traces of beer, and while we want to like it, it was ultimately a disappointment.  That being said we want to try it again after it’s been through the barrels a couple of times.  Shmatlz’s website indicates they are now on their second batch, we’re interested but might wait until the third.

Firestone WalkerPorabala

A smooth complex beer that was super limited release.  The one time we had this beer we wanted so more, and have never seen it again.  Darker then you’d expect, we’re still trying to get the stains out, and has a hint of ristretto espresso in the taste.  A fantastic beer, now if we could only find some more.

Show Notes

Outro: Jeff Beck – Come Dancing

The promo video we mention in the show from Dogfish Head:

That’s it for us this episode, make sure to check back soon as episode 21 is in the can and we have another At Least It’s Not a Clip Episode that I’m hoping won’t take us 7 months to get out.  Until then keep on drinking, good night folks!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, if you weren’t drunk and full for the holiday your either Canadian or doing it wrong.  Personally I got drunk and played Rock Band and then we came up with the idea of Thanksgiving bingo.  This week we get all poop joke meta and have Joe Harrison on for his real episode, instead of that bonus episode we did last week.  Let me tell you, after recording what became three episodes in a week we were a bit loopy by the bonus episode.  I think Brian was still a bit drunk while editing it, which is why the Four Loko episode was a bit choppy.  Don’t worry he was fired for it, then rehired once I realized I don’t know how to edit audio together.  Jerk.

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The Snooty Drunks Ep 19 [34:01]

The Primer

Fremont BrewingUniversale Pale Ale

Fremont describes itself as the “Center of the Universe” so Fremont Brewing decided to name it’s flagship product the Universale after this narcissism.  While it has the pale aspects it’s interestingly hoppy.  It’s bigger body, compared to most pale ales doesn’t overwhelm you but still gives it enough flavor to make it interesting.  We described it as the great pizza beer.  A beer you’d want to get a pitcher of along with your food.  Unfortunately you can only get it in Fremont, it’s pretty hard to find.  One of the few times we clinked the primer.

Beer’s Tasted

Nectar Brewing – Humble Brown Ale

This beer attempts to showcase the hemp flavor in beer, while it does a good job showcasing the floral taste it ultimately fails in being interesting.  In a way this is trying to be a stunt beer without being a stunt beer. The biggest selling point, the hemp, ultimately gets in the way of making anything interesting out of this beer.  Start with a better brown and it may end up coming out a much better beer.  The hemp is interesting but otherwise meh.

Paulaner Salvator –  Doppelbock

A strong German nose, with a malty carbonated hop taste.  Joe thought this was a good representation of a 16th century session beer (lunch beer), mind you at 7.9 its not really our idea of a session beer.  Really though it does taste like a Turkey sandwich, with a good mustard, on rye.  Which is exactly what you’d want with this beer, but it feels like it’s half the equation.  If paired with some food we’d probably be more excited about it.

OmmegangThree Philosophers

The black cherry liquor nose intrigued us and carries through in the taste.  The big body is approachable but interesting enough to intrigue even the more snootiest of drinkers.  We spent most of our review on the various flavors to this complex beer.  In the end we’d clink this American influenced European style beer.

Show Notes:

Outro : Gemini – We On

Joe’s first beer was Stone Brewery – Stone Imperial Russian Stout, which we first reviewed on Episode 11 – Quick Stop on the Short Bus.

His desert island beer was Oskar Blues -Ten FIDY which we had all the way back on Episode 2 - And Our Valiant Heroes Try Again and revisited it in Episode 11 – Quick Stop on the Short Bus.  Also the Laughing Budha’s Dragon King Lager we talk about was tried back then also.

Wait… Who’s terrible idea was this? Oh right, that jerk Joe Harrison.  Don’t know who he is?  We’ll you’ll get to know him better in the next episode, until then just know that he brought Four Loko for us to drink, and is a jerk for doing so.  If your thinking about getting some after this (dear god why??) know that it’s getting banned tomorrow, so you better stock up now, until then take a listen to our salute to college students.

The Snooty Drunks – FOUR LOKO

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So what happens when you move, have a huge convention and your co-host just never gets around to cutting the episode? Or how about that unreleased episode you guys recorded for such an occasion as you we’re going to miss a week or two?  Yeah… About that…

This episode has been two months in the making, and quite frankly I don’t remember a bit of it.  Unfortunately it wasn’t from the drunken haze.  So now that we’re done with our mid-season break *coughBSGcough*, we welcome you to the Inevitable Return of the Great White Podcast.

Special thanks to Ryan “Accalon” Zack for having a face for radio, being a Bender (Bendite?), and popping his collar on the radio.  Also, for all the ladies interested in this single man you can see his photos on his facebook page.

The Snooty Drunks Ep 17 [48:50]

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The Primer

Caldera BreweryAshland Amber

A solid amber that is best enjoyed during the blistering hot days of summer.  Would drink again.

Beers Tasted

Elysian BreweryMen’s Room Seattle Red

A lightly filtered, malty red ale.  Brewed to appeal to the masses, which makes it ultimately forgettable.  Though would go great with some BBQ.

Laurelwood Brew PubWorkhorse IPA

This beer has some strong floral notes, but still showcases the hops in a rather nice way.  However, it does feel like an old recipe in the sense that it’s not bringing anything new to the IPA table.  As Brian notes, “This feels like a great IPA. Four years ago.”  Ryan though really liked the simple flavors of the beer, but admits he’s not much of an IPA fan.  Tyson is interested in checking out a seasonal but isn’t that excited by this beer.

Deschutes BreweryHop in the Dark

A combination of a dark stout and an IPA.  We’ve seen this happening with some other breweries.  Basically they are experimenting with what would happen if we let a stout and an IPA go fuck themselves.  Unfortunately the batch we had brought all of the stout and not enough of the hops.  While we had to pass on this specific batch we did future clink the brew when they are done tweaking with it, in about two years.

Show Notes:

Is there any good beers that come in a twist top?

Remember, Accalon says, “Stay away from grape, and banana condoms as it’ll ruin your pallet.”

The Simpler Times Lager by Minhas Craft Brewery in Brian’s words, “It’s a great beer for 50 cents a can.”  Tyson disagrees, vehemently.

Ryan’s first beer was Deschutes Black Butte Porter which we couldn’t argue with that good of a start. To bad his pallet fell off after that, as his desert island was a Sam Adams. Psh.

Outro: The Pharcyde - Runnin’ (Philippians Remix)

Previous to this episode we had

NinkasiTotal Domination IPA

This week we get arm twisted into trying something way outside our norm.  They say that it has alcohol in it but we’re still investigating that point. While we still trying to figure out if we should lynch our guest, Jay Becker, we can say that cider at least does go well with brats.

The Snooty Drunks Ep 16 [33:37]

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The Primer

Crispin

The bitter notes were crisp and generally taste like Martinell’s but alcoholic.

Beers Ciders Tasted

Strongbow

Has a good apple flavor, rather dry but really un-noteworthy.

Fish BrewingCider Mountain Pear Cider

Semi-dry with a great Pear flavor but it doesn’t really tickle anything special in us.

Hornsby’s Crisp Apple Cider

Smells and tastes exactly like an apple jolly rancher.  Huge pass.

Show Notes

Outro: Camp Lo – Luchini

Priest Collar: A priest collar is made in the same way as a black and tan except using a cider instead of a pale ale or pale lager.

Gerber Beer: Taste like real baby!

The End of the World is Brew Dog’s latest baby.

This Week We Had:

Baron Brewing –  Rauchbier which we can say the week in Tyson’s fridge didn’t help much.  Unfortunately we’re still not fans.

While we’re finishing up post production on Episode 16: Cider and Pedophilia we thought we’d release this little gem a bit early.  In this episode our guest Jay pulls a prank, we learn the hard way not to give Brian vodka, and I some how lose my pants.

The Snooty Drunks Vodka Bonus [3:34]

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After a brief hiatus to get drunk and blow shit up the Snooty Drunks are back.  Maradine decided to come by and stick his dick in the punch bowl, and talk about black penises. Thankfully we don’t drink punch!  Listen while we get tingly in our happy places and drink some really low abv beer.

The Snooty Drunks Ep15 [54:36]

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The Primer

Pilsner Urquell

While there is a nutty finish, that Brian can’t get behind but Tyson thinks it’s solidly drinkable.  It’s the most mainstream Pilsner which means that we’re generally panning it.

Beers Tasted

Baron Brewing –  Rauchbier

A fairly tame lager that has been beat over it’s head with smoke.  While the style definitely intrigues the both of us and we really want more of this style in the end we aren’t able to clink this interesting style.

Allagash Brewing CompanyCurieux

Aged with a Jim Bean whiskey barrels this beer is fantastic.  With light oak flavor, really strong vanilla, and in Maradine’s words “a magic potion quality in the sense that the flavor profile changes depending on the temperature.”  While the Snooty’s clink, it’ll run you $20 a bottle buyer beware.

Brouwerij Rodenbach N.V.Rodenbach Grand Cru

This beer quite interesting to the palete, as it’s a blend of almost everything Brouwerij makes, then aged. It’s an acidic, sour beer that is extremely mature and complex.  Definitely worthy of the clink.

Bonus Beer

Victory BrewingOld Horizontal

This beer is drinkable at 6 months, two years is middle age, and three years is legendary.  This beer should probably be rolled before drinking.  I mean sediment holy crap.  Smells like molasses and we don’t have enough of a palette to drink it. We were sad, but after much debate it’s clink able.

Show Notes:

Outro: Official FIFA Anthem

For those who immediately want to jump to wikipedia when we ask what the ABV for Budweiser is our web monkeys tell us it clocks in at a 5.0%.

The Seattle bar that Maradine mentioned “Pillager’s Pub.”

Prunes come from plums… Just fyi…

Desert Island Beer:

Mongozo the the vuzuela of beer, which surprisingly has a vuvuzela on the label.

Not Michael Schumacher and Urquell, Spatan, or Chilada

Mardine’s First Beer

Yuengling

Brian says, at least it’s better then Bud.

This Week Tyson Had:

Stone 14 Anniversary: Emperial IPA

If your a fan of Stone Brewery, don’t bother.  The bitter notes aren’t great, and the beer is just not great. Besides, Northwest IPAs are just better.

Note Tyson misspoke calling it the 15.

This Week Brian Had:

New Belgium: Sampler Pack

All in all, not bad drinkablity.  Surprising the Skinny Dip impressed me, though I think they re-jiggered the hops.

The shelf in Tyson’s fridge was beginning to sag under the weight of beer, and his wife finally had it.  The order came down from on high, drink the damn beer so we can recover some of that fridge space!  As we’re not ones to waste beer we invited or Jared R. Delo to join us.  Fortunately for us the cheap bastard brought some of own beer to try.

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Beers Tasted

Schmaltz BreweryGenesis Ale

Sierra Nevada30th Anniversary Charlie, Fred and Ken’s Bock

Stone Brewing / Fire Stone Walker / 21st AmendmentEl Camino (Un)Real Black Ale

Hale’s Ales – Double India Pale Ale: Seattle Beer Week 2010

Show Notes

Music: Wax Tailor – B-Boys On Wax

Jared’s Desert Island and First Beer

ElysianAvatar Jasmine IPA

Rouge BrewaryChocolate Stout

Special thanks to Jared, who was a great guest.  We’re looking forward to when he has money as he’s promised to bring us St. Peter’s Organic English Ale, from Suffolk, UK.  We’ll believe it when we see it you cheap ginger.

Until next time folks, let us know what you think and what your drinking in the comments and make sure you keep it tuned to all things Snooty.  We’ll see you next week.