Wait… Who’s terrible idea was this? Oh right, that jerk Joe Harrison. Don’t know who he is? We’ll you’ll get to know him better in the next episode, until then just know that he brought Four Loko for us to drink, and is a jerk for doing so. If your thinking about getting some after this (dear god why??) know that it’s getting banned tomorrow, so you better stock up now, until then take a listen to our salute to college students.
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.